2016 is here!
Let’s all put up a cheer!
It’s a brand new day.
A new year to start a-fresh,
A life free of all those destructive pests!
How can it be? You say.
For a new type of pest you see each day.
Can it be that people really live in peace?
Of this pest free life, you desire a lease!
Who to call? What to do?
All-American Pest is the answer for you!
Step one, pick up the phone,
For this is a battle not to be fought alone.
Call the experts, yes nothing less,
The professionals here at All-American Pest!
Step two, set a time to meet
Our personal service can’t be beat.
We know what to look for,
As we inspect every nook, cranny, window and door.
Around the outside we will peek,
Under rocks, on siding, and in eaves we will seek.
Looking for signs of damage and nests,
Anything that may point to those menacing pests.
A walk around your yard,
Making notes and inspecting hard.
We search from street to trees,
For any signs of invaders, if you please!
Inside your humble abode we will go,
With clipboard, pen, and flashlight in tow.
Looking in corners and under the bed,
A thorough inspection of your homestead.
Cabinet counters, bathroom pipes,
Basement walls and rooms of all types.
Even Fido and Kitty can be a part of the show,
They are affected by pests too, don’t ya know!
Step Three, Inspection is complete!
Options are offered, you to treat,
The issues that you have inside and out,
With pests that seem to think they’ve won the bout.
Could it really be that into your budget it fits?
All your pest worries and stresses can call it quits!
2016 is gonna be the year for you to rest
From the war that you have had with all those pests!